These are some little poems I got in an email from my mom a year or so ago. She loves to send the funny fwd emails.
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife. Marrying you has screwed up my life.2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's probably why I always wake up screaming.3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; this describes everything you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother.
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. The roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; but don't take that paper bag off your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes; damn, I'm good at telling lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away - what have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11.What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka and one part lime.
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